SpongeBob: Patrick, is everything ok in here? Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems. (runs up to the counter with two sacks that say "onions" on them) Ready, Gary? I'm ugly and I'm proud...I'm UGLY and I'm PROUD! Patrick: Whatcha mean? It was considered by many as one of the most noticeable YouTube poop videos in the YouTube Poop community. SpongeBob: And why is that bag on your head? My eyes! (Example: Footage from the episode "Something Smells" where Spongebob shows off his pecs while techno music plays in the background, accompanied by changing colors and moving lights.) [the stench ball rolls down the street, knocking the band out like a bunch of bowling pins and scattering them about. mailman) Hi mailfish! Hi, SpongeBob: That’s right! SpongeBob: I can’t do this, Patrick! We stink! SpongeBob leans over Patrick to the man beside Patrick, who is a blue version of Fred.] Spongebob: Oh, hi, Squidward! [runs to the freezer and finds it empty] Whoops... Looks like we're out of ice cream. [his breath reaches SpongeBob and he holds his nose in disgust] I'm almost as ugly as you! Patrick: Yes, I am. bowl. Patrick: [Relaxed] Ahhhhhhhh, what a relief... Reef Blower 01-05-1999 1c. Can you dig? row) Pardon me, ugly sponge coming through. [SpongeBob is breathing heavily] Watch and learn, sister. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Something Smells" from Season 2, which aired on October 26, 2000. [cut to the snack bar. [The fish run off.] [SpongeBob coughs as Patrick's breath flies by him] We stink! I can’t be ugly! I'm so ashamed! Home video releases of SpongeBob SquarePants in the United States and Canada. [children walk across the street and then the sound of a crashing car sounds, but it’s revealed to actually be a parade] In this episode, SpongeBob eats a sundae he made that gives him bad breath. (takes out a small piece of paper) Ah, here Everyone in Unikingdom is disgusted by her horrible breath and they try to avoid her. Here you can read the Spongebob Squarepants episode transcripts and the transcript from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! Mr. Krabs: [walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it, but there is none] Nothing. I am very ugly. SpongeBob: Hi. Fish: Not at all, boy. Patrick: What's my mom gonna say? FanTheory. [Patrick's breath reaches the fish and they make disgusted noises.] Ohh, what next? These are the episodes of Spongebob SquarePants. Ketchup bottle 22a Something Smells SpongeBob gets halitosis which leads him to believe he is ugly. We stink! (He then puts away the telescope and puts on some black glasses. (runs up to two citizens) Am I ugly! (building moves glasses/nose and a black cape). SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 2, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Something_Smells&oldid=140587, Other people at the cinema and around town. [Patrick smacks SpongeBob in the face, twisting his head around] Thanks, Patrick. Wobbles: Here! I can't go out looking like this! Patrick: I don't either. View source for Episode Transcript: Something Smells ← Episode Transcript: Something Smells. SpongeBob: I mean, we're not ugly, we just stink! Com I can’t be ugly! I can't be ugly! SpongeBob wakes up one morning and realizes that it is Sunday, and so decides to have an ice cream sundae for breakfast. SpongeBob: (louder) I’m ugly and I’m proud. Squidward laughed and poured him out, and Spongebob was shaped like a sausage when he landed on the floor, covered in trash. SpongeBob: [louder] I'm ugly and I'm proud. Patrick: Why? SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series. be on break. Patrick: Ugly. [SpongeBob is washing the dishes in the Krusty Krab kitchen. SpongeBob: No, I mean just this morning. Look at it! Oh, well. [hears something in the distance] That sounds like a quarter crying for help. Mr. Krabs: [turns off lights, lights a cigar, and bathes in money] Ahh, that's the stuff. We stink! (puts a bowl on the kitchen counter) A sundae! Patrick: SpongeBob, can I borrow some bath beads? He usually sleeps beside Spongebob in a newspaper bed. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. (Patrick's bad breath causes them to get angry), Fish #3: You tryin’ to kill us?! [pan over to Squidward's roof, where he's tanning] I'm ugly and I'm proud! (Spongebobs reflection smells the bad breath and breaks the glass with a hammer) Patrick: Ugly. SpongeBob: That didn’t help at all. (Gary burps) [Calmly] You're not ugly. breath and run) Here! Squidward: Grr... French Narrator: In case of emergency, always take a moment to locate your nearest exit... (Door slams) French Narrator: And try to find your seat before the show begins. [cut to SpongeBob and Patrick on the roof] Okay, now, say it. [he picks SpongeBob up, without glasses or cape, up and puts him in his comfy chair] It's called, 'The Ugly Barnacle.' Patrick: I bet there’s no line at the snack bar. [closes his mouth on SpongeBob's hand, and sucks out the sundae. I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I'd do. We stink! (SpongeBob is hesitant) Say it. "Something Smells" is an episode from season two. Don't worry, Pearl, no one will notice a thing. [laughs evilly] Ohh, sorry. (SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song & Title Card) Narrator: And Now!, It's Time For SpongeBob's Big Save the Puppies Adventure!, Today, Patchy the Pirate isGonna Tell the Kidsthe Story! Spiraling, over. Something Smells (Edited) by EditsForWinners (finished June 30, 2019; released July 1, 2019) NEW SOUND SOURCES: (SOUND EFFECTS NOT INCLUDED) Title card music: "Violence"- Will Thomson and Trevor Nightingale / "Vanquish"- Will Thomson and Trevor Nightingale You heard the man folks. (runs to the freezer and finds it empty) Whoops, Episode Article:Tea at The Treedome Spongebob Sandy Patrick Jellyfish SpongeBob:Wow, four stingers. However, Gary has also been known for his naughty behavior as well. (SpongeBob walks into the bathroom). [Plays a violin while SpongeBob cries while peeling the onions into the bowl] Hi, guy with the kettle drum! SpongeBob: Heh, well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. Credits Patrick: SpongeBob, you're never going to feel better unless you get this thing off your chest. We stink! That's how the King of Karate does it. SpongeBob: Help me! [the stench pours into the audience] It's ugly, isn't it?! I can't be ugly! SpongeBob hears a whistling noise] Hi, Mrs. 31-07-1999 4a. Patrick: [In shock] Oh... Oh! Search. He turns his back to Patrick.] What did you eat?! (SpongeBob & Patrick sit in the empty seats). SpongeBob: I can't. Patrick: Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza... [he pulls out a large mirror] SpongeBob: Oh, guess what, Squidward? [The fumes encompass the entire theater and it dissolves to the ground. SpongeBob: (leans over to the lady sitting next to him) Hi, I am very ugly. ; Toilet Humor:. He opens a stall door and sees Patrick sitting on the toilet with a bag over his head] What are you doing in there, Patrick? That's right! Oh, what next? Airdate: The end. There we go. [he runs up to a couple] Am I ugly? Therefore, SpongeBob decides to have a sundae, but when he looks in the freezer, there is no ice cream left. Timmy Turner: [Evening at the Krusty Krab. The two go down the front row] Pardon me. Scene cuts to SpongeBob coming out of the over his head) What are you doing in there, Patrick? Take it and go away! Guess I'll have to use something else... Ketchup! (two smell the bad breath and pull down a hook then bit on it. Maybe it's the way you're dressed. SpongeBob: Wow! SpongeBob: Square? Patrick: Sure they would! Everyone is running away from me. Patrick: (stands up and turns around) What is wrong with you people? Gary is normally seen as the equievelent of a house cat and is often times innocent. Plankton! SpongeBob leans over to the fish sitting next to Patrick) Excuse me, sir, I hope do? SpongeBob: Patrick! She mumbles something] SpongeBob: [holding the jar of cream] No, I think one jar of concealing cream is enough. October 26, 2000See more... April 4, 2001 September 24, 2002 July 23, 2008 We stink! ♪ ♪ The world feels like it's in loverly ♪ ♪ Go away before I harm you bodily ♪ … Inside, Patchy is wrapping presents] Patchy: [to the tune of "Jingle Bells"] Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 19:08. (SpongeBob laughs then stops). (SpongeBob fries Patrick's arm on a pan while Patrick is sleeping) (Patrick smells the tasty aroma of his hand frying in smoke by SpongeBob's frying pan) Patrick: Something smells good. I can't be! Mario: Hmm. Pinkie PiePants: EQG Edition: Something Smells P A warm, sweltering atmosphere, air conditioning appliances on 24/7, longer days, shorter nights, and of course, big-budget superhero and science fiction films debuting in the theaters, all of this could only mean one thing: Summer vacation has arrived and is now in full swing in the Human World. Maybe a story will cheer you up. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful, stinky mud puddle. SpongeBob: That felt great! Hi, guy with the cymbals! An extremely tough quiz about the details from this SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Who's next? (wipes his forehead with his wet finger and strikes a pose) You gotta be kiddin' me. Patrick and SpongeBob are all alone in the theater.] Squidward, who is looking into a wig shop window) He's wearing a Groucho Marx-esque nose and glasses, and a dark cape. It makes them feel better about the way they look! SpongeBob: I don't know. [The fume of it floats past Patrick, burning off his eyebrows.] Take the Quiz: About Episode Something Smells. There is no transcript yet! (two fish smell SpongeBob's bad breath then float into the air), Patrick: People respect self esteem. (takes out a big mirror), SpongeBob: (talks to the mirror) Hi. 29a: 9a Wobbles: Stay back! Episode Number. (citizen (walks over to a line of people waiting to use the bathroom stalls) Hey, you guys [they all run away from the stench] Bubblestand 17-07-1999 2b. Episode: Son of Stimpy [Morning, shot of the house, tweeting birds are singing and the TV appears to be on...] Voice: Hello boys and girls. I can’t be! SpongeBob: [to his reflection] Hi. (runs up to two citizens) Am I ugly! Then runs over to the storage bin) Hmmm, bananas, cherries, boring. 16:29. So, in all Nickelodeon USA airings of this episode and the iTunes version, SpongeBob walks up to a building and says, "Hi, building!" Home Sweet Pineapple 14-08-1999 6a. Both run up to SpongeBob: Oof I'm ugly... [cut to night at SpongeBob's house. (closes storage door) Ahh, here we go, onions! giving a shout out to the parade, his bad breath is forming into a ball. All that's left is the charred frame, but a policeman gives it a ticket anyway. [the lights go on, and SpongeBob turns. sundae bowl) A little texture never hurt. I want all of you to look at it! Patrick: Well, maybe it’s just because you’re ugly. You know what they say, Gary. we go. Ugly sponge coming through. Scene cuts to SpongeBob running up to a citizen) Hello. A spotlight goes off] You gotta be kiddin' me.. SpongeBob: I know, Patrick. All video releases listed below were distributed by Paramount Home Media Distribution. Lucinamay 9675. Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Look at it! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "One Coarse Meal" from season seven, which aired on March 25, 2010. Oh well. Season №: [He walks over to Gary while shaking the empty jar] Our peanuts jar is totally empty! I'm confused. farther away) I just don’t get it. For information on SpongeBob videos released outside of North America, click here. Patrick: That looks great! Patrick: I bet there's no line at the snack bar. Ren & Stimpy Edited - Sven Hoek ... 12:10. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Scaredy Pants" from Season 1, which aired on October 28, 1999.. Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. SpongeBob) Well, here, look at it! Patrick: (breathes out the bad smell in SpongeBobs face) What a relief. 2 SpongeBob: I'm ugly and I'm proud. The … SpongeBob. Hey. French Narrator: Ah, the theater. SpongeBob: (singing) Mop, mop, mop, mopping, mopping, mopping, mooooping, mooooping moopppinnng! Cut to the bathroom, where Patrick and Wobbles wash their hands at the sink] I'm out of soap, can I borrow- [the stench reaches the guy] I’m confused. He was so Spongebob screamed both in fear and pain from multiple impacts, including one against the wood hard wall. (sobs) How long? Run away like all the others. What are you cooking SpongeBob? [the stench goes around the glass and hits the driver's eyes] Patrick: You're ugly and what...? [sniffs] Hey, something don't smell right. [he hears Patrick sobbing. Really bad. Gary: Meow. Once there was a ugly barnacle. In The Season 2 Disc 2, When SpongeBob Says "Hi, Building!" I really couldn't. SpongeBob wonders where it came from and goes to ask Mr. Krabs. [a quarter rolls in front of Mr. Krabs] Come to papa! But you should enjoy the movie anyway. Episode Transcript 21 Your Shoe's Untied: Squid's Day Off: 22 Something Smells: Bossy Boots: 23 Big Pink Loser: Bubble Buddy: 24 Dying For Pie: Imitation Krabs: 25 Wormy: Patty Hype: 26 Grandma's Kisses: Squidville: 27 Pre-Hibernation Week: Life of Crime: 28 Christmas Who? I've tried, and I've tried, [he turns around, revealing an extremely deflated face] but I'm not always as confident as I look. Look at it! (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on SpongeBob's roof) Ok, now, say it. Finally, when Spongebob went falling towards the floor, Squidward put a trashcan under him at the last second. Patrick: Better try the reflection test. I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don’t know what I’d do. [we see SpongeBob has a alien-like leach sucking on his chest] Patrick: Oh my gosh, if my sister finds out, wait, I don't have a sister, if the bank, I mean it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but... [SpongeBob screams at Patrick in rage to get his attention and stop his rambling as it works] bad shoes, or even bad hair, but... SpongeBob: (enlarges himself to get his attention) Patrick!! I feel empowered! SpongeBob: I can't wait to get autographs from my two heroes! Hi, tuba player! SpongeBob? I’ve tried, and I’ve tried... (turns around with a distorted face) ...but I’m not This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. (runs away), Patrick: My hands aren’t (that) dirty. With many thanks to Spongebuddy Mania for writing all the translscripts! My sundae gave us rancid breath! Patrick: Say it. I can’t be ugly! He falls to the ground) Yup. (looks in the bathroom and finds a peanut plant We stink! And heeelllooo, Dolly! SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. Squidward: Is that what he calls it? Garys eyes, twisting them) Ok, let’s see my to-do list. [Wobbles runs off] MoBros: Alternatively, you could take footage of a character that is dancing, rather than look for a loop that looks like a dance move. [SpongeBob is covered with spit from Patrick. SpongeBob: Oh, wait, Patrick! Tea at the Treedome 01-05-1999 2a. Both are sent up into the air. ; Say My Name: When Patrick thinks he "caught the ugly" and is talking to SpongeBob, who smells the bad breath he got from the sundae, he loudly screams Patrick's name to get his attention and reveal the truth. Patrick: Oh my gosh, if my sister finds out, wait, I don’t have a sister, if the bank, I mean it’s one thing if you have Squidward: [The scene starts at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob cleaning a table] Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob.It's after closing and I'd like to go home! know what they say, Gary. Pea... Crossing Guard: Mother of mercy! Patrick: I don't either. SpongeBob: Oh, guess what, Squidward? Watch fullscreen. Unbeknownst to SpongeBob, the result of eating the sundae is intense halitosis.Af… (takes out a big long list) Go to work, go to work, go to work, Gary in Something Smells. SpongeBob Edited - Just One Bite 1,386 views. By the day, Good Cool This next one goes out to all the ladies take it squid work. SpongeBob: I know what you're doing, you're playing dumb, but it won't work, because I'm going to eat you before you eat me! Look at it! Why do you want to eat me? The scene zooms into the interior of the pineapple, SpongeBob's bed room. I’m ugly and I’m proud!! SpongeBob: Go. (SpongeBob notices a SpongeBob: Oh no you don't! Patrick: No. Next (SpongeBob's reflection smells the bad breath and breaks the glass with a hammer), SpongeBob: Oh, no! Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Hi, trumpeter! I guess she's cool. can I borrow... (fish smells Patrick's bad breath), Fish #2: (takes out some money from his pocket) Here! SpongeBob: Hello. Patrick: I just want some- Hi, didjeridu player! SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. (didjeridu player is playing his instrument) Hi, triangle player! [the two run off until they're out of sight] Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems. The premise is simple: Patrick wants to be able to smell like other people, so he gets plastic surgery to get a nose. away from me. ["morning" comes out of SpongeBob's mouth and wraps itself around Gary's eyes, twisting them. Chronology Alternate transcripts are available here. [gets out a spoon] This sundae's gonna taste great! [The fish walkout murmuring. You have to respect them for still fighting crime at their age! Gary is Spongebob's pet and is a snail. (kids walk across the street and then the sound of a crashing car sounds but its a (scene zooms in on SpongeBob's clothing from the feet up), Patrick: Maybe it’s your voice. [he walks over to a building] Hi, building! SpongeBob Edited - Mermaidman and Barnacleboy 524 views. Oh, no reason. Stomach gets upset afterwards) Ohh, I gotta go [SpongeBob listens attentively] Once there was an ugly barnacle. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Pizza Delivery" from season one, which aired on August 14, 2002. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Wishing You Well" from season four, which aired on June 2, 2006.. Transcript. runs off in disgust of his bad breath. (takes the bag off his head. 10:12. SpongeBob wakes up one morning and realizes that it is Sunday, and decides to have an ice cream \"sundae\" for breakfast. Help Wanted 01-05-1999 1b. Library. Mr. Krabs' Unquenchable Blood Lust is a YTP made by EmpLemon as a Halloween special.In this video Mr. Krabsgoes beyond insane and begins to kill all of his closest friends to cover up a murder at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob: Ugly? SpongeBob: [The scene changes to show the two his kitchen. [The exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple is shown. [he hits down on the organ] Gary: Meow. having some creature on his chest), SpongeBob: I know, Patrick. a crossing guard) Hi, Mrs crossing guard! Your breath [Patrick's head pops out from it] SpongeBob SquarePants. Video Transcript ♪ It's shaping up to be A wonderful holiday ♪ ♪ Not your normal, average, everyday ♪ ♪ Sounds like someone Felled my old coral tree ♪ ♪ Spongebob, Patrick Why'd you do this to me? SpongeBob: What else? SpongeBob, what's wrong? I'm spiraling! I'm easy like Sunday morning. Nice clothes! SpongeBob: Pa-shaw! Patrick walks out] What am I gonna do? SpongeBob! Patrick: Whatcha mean? Squid's Day Off (1.2) Mr. Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. 29a: 9a always as confident as I look. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! (franks comes in and bring him a dollar) Why don't you mop your way over the kitchen. I'm spiraling! And that somebody is me! He smells … (shouts karate yells at the first fighter. [pan up slowly at SpongeBob's clothes, looking fancy] Appears very optimistic.] it was Replaced with "I Just Don't Get It." SpongeBob opens the door.] Watch SpongeBob SquarePants 203 Something Smells - Lucinamay 9675 on Dailymotion Patrick: Well, I had some of your sundae. Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed. I want all of you to look at it! breathe disintegrates the woman's face. Patrick: As long as I can remember. Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. Notices he is out of soap and asks the fish next to him) I’m out of soap, Patrick: Something smells good. [Patrick goes from sad to angry] In this episode, SpongeBob eats a sundae he made that gives him bad breath. The Bikini Bottomites go crazy and they all believe that Spongebob and Plankton stole the secret formula. SpongeBob Edited- Survival of the Idiots 590 views. [closes cupboard door] Ah, here we go! (both hug Squidward and run away). That's how the King of Karate does it. Patrick: That looks great! [takes a few spoonfuls. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Watch and learn, sister. SpongeBob: Patrick...? 1 Plot 2 Sources 2.1 Cartoons 2.2 Television 2.3 … Hi, parade! [pan over live-action houses] Narrator: And now, direct from Encino, America's favorite pirate and president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate. He lands on the 20th day, which is a Sunday.] How about a movie? SpongeBob Edited - Something Smells 2,484 views. [he drops it] Take it! Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. Oh, no reason. SpongeBob runs off and latches onto a car's windshield] Am I ugly? Classic editor History ... Something Smells/Bossy Boots; Big Pink Loser/Bubble Buddy; Dying for Pie/Imitation Krabs; ... Transcript Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. There's power in pride. It's pitch dark, except for a light from the fire. [his appendages form from the wad] [the entire room empties out] Look at it! SpongeBob: And why is that bag on your head? Hi, pianist! Boating School 07-08-1999 5a. 1 Plot 2 Transcript 3 Triva/Goofs 4 Characters After a boating accident, SpongeBob gets stuck into Squidward's head and looks at personal notes and finds out that Squidward hates him. With Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass. [throws the plant into the sundae bowl] A little texture never hurt. SpongeBob: They all ran away, Patrick. (lights turn on. Written by Aaron Springer, C.H. Ketchup! in front of the window) Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. (Patrick is using the sink. Gary? (two smell the bad Bossy Boots (2.2) I need the one for Sunday. Synopsis. U.S. viewers (millions): SpongeBob: (foghorn sounds. Pat peeks through it] (SpongeBob walks to make a Krabby Patty. Patrick: Stink? [he starts sobbing] How long? [SpongeBob hesitates] Say it. We're smelly! Except you gave me the ugly! I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. (picks up SpongeBob and Patrick run out and run up to Squidward, who is looking through the window of a wig shop.] Suicide as Comedy: A couple bite onto a fishhook they bring down in response to SpongeBob's “ugliness”. Directed by Walt Dohrn, Aaron Springer, Paul Tibbitt. Both: We stink! Patrick: [points SpongeBob at the whole audience] Look at it! SpongeBob: (talks to the mirror) Hi. Jellyfishing 31-07-1999 3b. [Patrick holds his hand up again, and SpongeBob stops him, stammering] It's okay, Patrick. The husband pulls down a hook, the two bites down on it and the hook is reeled in. [the band stops] Hi, tuba player, hi, drummer, hi, guy with the cymbals, hi, trumpeter, hi, tambourine girl, hi, timbale man, hi, didgeridoo player, [didgeridoo player wears a big skirt, hat, sunglasses] hi, triangle player, hi, guy with the kettle drum, hi, pianist, hi, guy with the flute. Hey, what are you burning out here, boy? Patrick: [loudly] What is wrong with you people?! He was so ugly that everyone died! SpongeBob & Patrick: We stink! (SpongeBob coughs). Unikitty smells the onions, causing her to become Sad Kitty and she's started to cry as she peels the onions into the bowl "Just one more thing, Pea-" Unikitty opens another cupboard and found an empty jar of peanuts "-nuts" Unikitty walks over to Pet Pet, shaking the jar and telling him that it's empty "Pet Pet, my peanut jar is totally empty" she said as Pet Pet burps as a result that he ate all of them. Patrick grabs SpongeBob and runs off] Come on, buddy. [Everybody screams in terror and they all run out of the theater in a panic. Nice clothes! And hello, Dolly! He speaks mostly in meows and rarely has any lines. Sandy: Something smells like rancid rodeo around here. Patrick points SpongeBob at a larger group of people] This is my Mega Bloks SpongeBob version of a scene from the SpongeBob episode "Something Smells". [the two cheer and run around in circles chanting] Patrick: Louder. Sandy: SpongeBob, your karate's not good enough to handle those sidewinders. (runs off. [The fish run off. Patrick: Don’t worry about him, SpongeBob. I’m ugly and I’m proud!! (opens bathroom stall to see Patrick wearing a blue & yellow striped bag (two smell the bad breath and pull down a hook then bit on it. [crossing guard gets a whiff of his bad breath] Episode №: SpongeBob: Help me, I’m so ashamed! Excuse me, sir. Patrick: You look at it! Episode Transcript: Something Smells SpongeBob and Patrick Sell Poop is a YouTube Poop that was created by PissMyselfLaughing. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Ripped Pants 17-07-1999 3a. Hi, timbale man! Patrick: Well, I had some of your sundae. Guess I’ll have to use something else. Spongebob: (talks to the mirror) Hi. SpongeBob: [plugging his nose] Patrick? Patrick: Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza... Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza... Everyone runs off) Was it something I said? (walks over to a building) Hi, building! This is a transcript for Born Again George (SpongeBob SquarePants (My Version)). 3 years ago | 128K views. Guess what's for breakfast? go to work, go to work...wait, that’s not right. SpongeBob: What else? I’m spiraling! Mr. Krabs: Great Neptune in Heaven, I need an idea!!! SpongeBob: Oh, wait, Patrick! [the two hug Squidward, and then run off, still cheering] Oh yeah! You poor ugly thing, you. SpongeBob: Just one more thing! 1 Episodes 1.1 Pilot (1997) 1.2 Season 1 (1999-2001) 1.3 Season 2 (2000-2003) 1.4 Season 3 (2001-2004) 1.5 Season 4 (2005-2007) 1.6 Season 5 (2007-2009) 1.7 Season 6 (2008-2010) 1.8 Season 7 (2009-2011) 1.9 Season 8 (2011-2012) 1.10 Season 9 (2012-2017) 1.11 … breath and pull down a hook then bit on it. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Something_Smells/transcript?oldid=3447050". SpongeBob: Go. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea! going to help me, Gary? SpongeBob and Patrick walk into a crowded theater. SpongeBob: Well, somebody has to step up, fight that monster, and become captain! SpongeBob: I'm ugly. (smiles big). SpongeBob's sundae is a food made by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode (A divine light hits Krabs, and SpongeBob comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel.) [scene cuts to SpongeBob in the kitchen crying and sniffling] SpongeBob… [Patrick looks bummed out] (lets go of the money) Take it! [looks in the bathroom and finds a peanut plant in front of the window] Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. Sign up. After eating a sundae, SpongeBob gets some baaad breath. SpongeBob: Patrick, everyone is running away from me. 'Say hi to everyone in Bikini Bottom'. Hi, parade! Patrick: Louder! [he notices he's on air] Oh! Patrick: Why? (Patrick slaps SpongeBob) Thanks, Patrick. Sandy: SpongeBob, your karate's not good enough to handle those sidewinders. SpongeBob turns it off and launches himself at his big calendar. 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